December 20, 2011

elephant’s Best of the Week: What Women Really Want, Death by Neti Pot, Warm Feet = More Orgasms…

I Haven’t Gone Far in Life.

Geographic Discursiveness.

I grew up in __________. 37 years later, I still/once again live in ____________. Sure, I moved to _________, then ____________—but I came back to my hometown 12 years ago, and wound up appreciating it anew, and staying.

That’s a rarity, these days. For much of human history, it was unusual to travel even 50 miles, ever, outside of one’s hometown.

But in an age of interstate highways and affordable air travel—where you can take for granted the act of sitting in a chair while flying in the sky!, as Louis CK put it—my generation chooses where to live much the same way we shop. I like that style, or that color, we say, perusing a J.Crew Catalog (something most of us haven’t done, in paper form, since the 90s). Nowadays, my friends and I say I’m gonna bike across Africa, then live in Portland. Portland’s too rainy, I’m gonna move to Berkeley. Berkeley’s too white, I’m going to Willy. Willy’s over, I’m moving to…say, Boulder.

And Boulder’s where I live. The other day, walking with a friend on our “Mapleton Hill”—a street, the cheap side of which I grew up on, we passed my old elementary school. “Our class photo was taken on those steps, right there,” I pointed out to my friend. “It’s funny to think that 31 years ago I was running around these grounds with a dorky haircut and striped velour shirts and bellbottom handmedown corduroys.”

And then, this week, an ol’classmate I’ve been out of touch with for…well, 31 years…messaged…read the rest.

Yours in working (and playing) to create enlightened society,

Top Ten Blogs of the Week.

What Women Really Want. ~ Andréa Balt

It’s really not that complicated.

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Death by Neti Pot? ~ Roger Wolsey


Brain-eating amoebas on the loose.

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20 Reasons I Won’t Vote for Ron Paul.  ~ Waylon Lewis

Despite liking him a great deal,
you know.

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George Bailey Occupies Wall Street.

The American Dream has never been about…

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The Oldest Woman to Grace the Cover of Vogue.

We’re in love.

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Gandhi’s Top 10 Fundamentals for Changing the World.
~ Jim Campbell

A to-do list worth keeping around.

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Probiotics: Healthy or Hype? ~ Dr. Paul Gannon

Why are those little bugs so…

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Top 10 Yoga Blogs of the Week.

Our weekly roundup of the best in the West.

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How to Be the Best at Anything You Want to Do.
~ James Altucher

You can’t…

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Warm Feet = More Orgasms. ~ Mathew Gerson

Suddenly, socks seem like a romantic Xmas gift.

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Sponsored Giveaway: BetterListen!

Free Download of Henry David Thoreau’s Walden.

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Walk the Talk Show of the Week

Walk the Talk Show with Waylon Lewis: Shambhala Buddhism’s Sakyong Mipham Rinpoche: on Relationships, Loneliness & Ruling Your World.

Wow of the Week

Dance with Ghosts—Yoga, Ballet, Poetry.

Funny of the Week

The Daily Show calls ‘racism’ on Newt Gingrich {Video}

Quote of the Week


“I’m not gonna sit around and waste my precious…”

~ Esperanza Spalding


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