Who’s the fairest Commuter Bike of them all? Answer the question and you might just leave the sitting on your butt driving parking ga$-spendy in$urance-ful life behind forever.

Huffington Post measures success of their columnists, of whom I’m the most junior, by numbers of comments. So help me to trump Al Gore, Graham Hill, Simran Sethi and the other real Green superstars with grassroots support! Say mean things, say happy things, just say something! My goal: 108 comments.