Eva Braun was a flexible kid,

Athletic, and puppy love loyal.

She played in the background,

Kept pampered and fed,

While Frau Goebbels instructed her morals.

Eva Braun war ein sehr hübsches Mädchen,

Who basked in the light of her Fuhrer.

She lapped up the Kool Ade

And swallowed her guilt;

Never spoke to a Nuremburg juror.

Eva Braun was a practical girl

Who knew how to butter her schnitzel.

She silently offered

Her cyanide vows

While her bridegroom was kissing his pistol.