Here ya go. This blog may be quick and dirty—but its subject is clean, free of PVC which is evil and cancer-causing and bad enough in your shower curtain, let alone in something you’d stick up your !@#$%^& yin yang. Our recommendation: stick with an (organic) cucumber. Or fair-labor, handmade glass! Video:

Why’s PVC bad—esp when in Rubber Duckies? This classic (and family-friendly) eco video tells all: