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There has been an historical turn of events in the race for the Democratic presidential candidate.
Hillary Clinton announced today that she has chosen Bernie Sanders to run as her prospective Vice President.
Just yesterday Clinton and Sanders were fierce rivals. And today, cohorts.
What can we attribute to this sudden change of heart?
“I was listening to A Day In the Life by the Beatles. It made me reflect on the negative influence that Trump is having on everyday citizens. I realized the only way to defend the American people from this tyrant is to join forces with Bernie Sanders.” ~ Hillary Clinton
When Hillary Clinton asked Bernie Sanders to join her in the race to the Oval Office, he agreed without a second thought.
With Clinton teaming up with Sanders as political allies, they are sure to be an unstoppable force.
When asked if Bernie would rather run as President and Clinton as Vice President, he simply smiled and said, “I was raised to have good manners and have always put the ladies first.”
He went on to say:
“I feel proud to be part of what is sure to be the winning team.”
~ Bernie Sanders
What a boon! Democrats will be divided between these two great candidates no more.
Happy April Fools’s Day.
Author: Ashleigh Hitchcock